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peeing in the sink
by Daisy
I was in a hotel with 3 of my friends, and two of them had gone out for breakfast, and the third was in the bath tub taking a really long time. And I had to pee sooooooo bad. Generally I would have held it or gone and found...

Surprise on my Back
by John
I was working full time and going to school. I didn\'t have much money, so I was living in a small trailer home with my wife. We had a very small bathroom and after taking a shower I reached out for my shirt that my wife...

Crapping on the Kitchen Floor
by John
One time I left work because I had diarrhea. I was literally sitting at work "tight-cheeking" it, before I finally got the nerve to explain to my supervisor what was going on and why I needed to leave. I have a phobia...

Togas Don't Have Zippers
by Daisy
My embarrassing moment happened when I was a junior in high school. I had to act out a skit during a schoolwide rally. I was a Roman person, wearing ...

Wet Fart
by Daisy
The most embarrasing moment of my life happened when I was in the ninth grade. We were all in health class and everyone was just sitting around quiet...

Huge Log
by Daisy
One night at my best friend's house, right before her 16th birthday party, her family and I were sitting down eating a nice dinner that included beans. After dinner my best friend and I were laughing and talking about how...

Be All You Can Be
by John
When I went to join the Army we were sent to Los Angeles to take our physical exam. There were about 50 in our group (clad only in our undershorts) and a rumor was circulating that we would go into one room and get a rectal...

Enjoyable Plane Ride
by John
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy...

Butt Naked
by Daisy
One time the air conditioner broke in the building that I work at. It was so hot that I locked my office door, stripped down to my bra and thong, then thought what the hell and got naked. Well someone pulled the fire alarm...

Co-Ed Dorms
by John
During my first year in college, I lived on the campus' first "co-ed by room" dormitory floor. All the other floors had girls in one wing, and boys in the other wing, separated by a big shared lounge. But on our floor...